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Joke of the Day
"[My Joke] Where do noodles get their nails done? At the spa-getti."
Next Joke
"How do you know it was not U.S. that did the aerial bombing? Because the funeral, wedding and hospital were not the targets."
"If I had an ice cream truck, it would turn into a regular truck in about a half hour."
"I know you look at the toilet paper after you wipe."
"No one is more unnecessarily confident than a white person that just ordered Mexican food in a Spanish accent."
"When your boss says ""you're getting a little behind,"" he won't appreciate it when you wink and say ""been working out-thanks for noticing."""
"What does a baby sound like when you put it in the microwave? Idk, I was too busy jacking off..."
"I don't think so, people who are thinking so."
"What is worse than being kidnapped by the Talibans? Being rescued by the Americans"
"What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead giveaway)"