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Joke of the Day

"The Wind is a Force So when I pass gas i must be using the Force."

"weekend plans: -solitude -cheese"

"what do anal sex and vegetables have in common? you enjoy both more as an adult if they arent forced on you as a child."

"What do you do with your gum when there isn't a trash can/little kid's hair to throw it in?"

"If you think colours aren't funny then you lack a sense of hue-mour"

"I dont make typos. I make new words."

"I'm On the Edge About Masturbation On one hand, it feels great. On the other, I can't feel a thing."

"Teacher to lil Donal Trump Teacher: what you want to be when you grow up? lil Donald: I want to be Donald Trump because I'm rich, very...rich."

"What's the difference between ""a choice"" and "" to choose?"" ""A choice"" is a decision you make. ""To choose"" are what Mexicans put on their feet."

"I only smoke for the health tips from complete motherfucking strangers"