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Joke of the Day

"The best way to be passive aggressive to a trophy store is to order a ""Worst Trophy Shop"" trophy and then never pick it up."

"I don't wish anybody dead, but a well placed nasty rash on you would kind of make my day."

"What do you call a sick bird? An illegal."

"THERE IS A VIRUS GOING AROUND REDDIT W THE LINK ""CO-EDS.AVI"" THAT MAKES YOU TYPE IN ALL CAPS I DIDNT CLICK ON IT BC I DONT WATCH PORN BUT BE ON THE LOOK OUT.."

"4 women were working quietly on a project that's it"

"What did one boat say to the other? Are you up for a little row-mance?"

"My girlfriend decided to quit her job at the yogurt company The truth his, she never really liked the culture"

"The real fight of the century was between, Jamie Foxx and the national anthem"

"I don't watch wedding shows and get excited about getting married but I do watch Dateline and get excited about being murdered."

"What do you get if you cross a snake with a hotdog? A fangfurther."