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Joke of the Day

"I'm gonna stay a virgin my entire life I wanna set a good example for my kids!"

"What do you say when you are comforting a grammar nazi? There, Their, They're"

"I'm getting concerned that Beyonce never told those single ladies to put their hands down and now there's a bunch of unfed cats out there."

"Relationship status: I'm about to go put on my camouflage pants so my family can't find me on the couch."

"I often wonder if idiots who rush to be first in the boarding line know that the plane is going to leave at the same time for all of us."

"Just failed my theory test. Apparently female drivers aren't a hazard."

"The only downside to buying diamonds is that you could have bought thousands of tacos instead."

"How do you make a Game of Thrones fan sad? You ask them to hold the door for you."

"I know a guy who loves mushrooms.. ...He's a real fun guy!"

"The government is so screwed up and dysfunctional, I'm amazed I haven't tried to date it yet"