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Joke of the Day

"Thanks for nothing autocorrect, I'm never gonna get chicks being a ""homeless romantic""."

"Your momma's so fat... she's always #1 in agar.io."

"Pretty soon the only place you will be able to buy a Confederate flag will be the black market. Oh the irony."

"What does a gay bird-keeper do for fun? He sucks a cockortwo!"

"What did Adele name her sandwich shop? A deli"

"I am busy contemplating my future. Don't worry, this will only take a minute."

"Today I found out my roommate was pansexual... Needless to say I was pretty shocked when I woke up and found him in bed with all of our kitchenware."

"Log Joke A mathematician is asked what type of log do you find in the forest? He says ln(x)."

"He's an Investor by day and a Porn Star by night, what's his stage name? Gold man sacks"

"My boss just fired me because I spent the past 45 minutes taking a crap. I don't see why he can't just clean it off his desk, and move on."