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"A sadist walks up to a masochist... The masochist says ""hurt me"". The sadist says ""no""."
"GF: Sue at the bra shop said u got some lingerie ME: ... G: Only u didn't give it to me M: [nervously adjusting thong] I'm having an affair"
"A man walks up to the counter at the airport. ""Can I help you?"" asks the agent. ""I want a round trip ticket"" says the man. ""Where to?"" asks the agent. ""Right back to here."""
"Do you know Andy Griffith's wife? OP's mom"
"Tomorrow...trade cell phones with your significant other for the day...see how many of you are single by the end of the day..."
"What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the astronaut? ""I Apollo-gize"""
"[at club] DO YOU WANT TO DO A HUMAN SACRIFICE ""WHAT?"" [does stabbing and offering motion] A SACRIFICE, DO YOU WANT TO DO ONE"
"When Miley Cyrus gets naked & licks a hammer it's ""art"" & ""music"". But when I do it, I'm ""drunk"" and ""have to leave the hardware store""."
"Those a-hole guys on ""Teen Mom"" don't think being a dad is ""cool."" Well check me out #Responsibility never looked so ""swag! "" lol"