202098
Joke of the Day
"Your momma's so fat... she's always #1 in agar.io."
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"9 out of 10 dentists recommend crest pro health... The other one is killing a lion"
"Beer is like sex. When it's good it's good...when it's bad it's still pretty good."
"[every 3 hours] You know what screw it jm going to treat myself"
"A watched pot never boils. The same is also true if you forget to turn the burner on apparently."
"I played UNO with my cousins from Mexico last weekend. They just call it **ONE**"
"Donald Trump has announced that he plans to extend his wall across the oceans... This news came after he discovered that a man named Jesus managed to walk on water."
"I went to a book store and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was She Said If She Told Me It Would Defeat The Purpose."
"What do you call an Englishman with an IQ of 50? Colonel, sir. ^ ^"
"Why do skinny men like fat women? Because they need warmth in winter and shade in summer."