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Joke of the Day
"He's an Investor by day and a Porn Star by night, what's his stage name? Gold man sacks"
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"Q: Ever heard of the wooden car with wooden wheels and a wooden engine? A: It wooden run."
"Remember when you used Twitter to update friends & family on where you were, & what you were doing? Yeah, me neither."
"First thing heard on the news: ""You're gonna be wet by this time tomorrow morning"". Kinda looking forward to Tuesday now"
"9 out of 10 child psychologists believe TV's shouldn't be babysitters 9 out of 10 child psychologists don't have children"
"Two men .... Two men walked into a building, You would have thought one of them would have seen it!"
"What's all pent-up and missing a cunt? Chelsea Manning."
"[first date] Her: know what you're getting yet? Me: a burger and one of those coloring menus. Her: oh, you have a kid at home? Me: no."
"Over the past year, my sexual fetishes have been slowly getting more perverse. But it wasn't until I spanked a statue that I realised I'd hit rock bottom."
"Bar Joke A zionist, a mass murderer and a jew come into a bar, the israelite orders a drink"