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Joke of the Day
"What did Adele name her sandwich shop? A deli"
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"if you're feeling stressed out, just relax, take a deep breath, and exhale fire over all of your enemies. this is more for dragons btw"
"Have you ever gotten laid in a sleeping bag? It's horrible. You can't breathe, it's all sweaty, and your scoutmaster is covering your mouth."
"Once I participated in a ""Nice Guy"" 5K Run..... We all finished last."
"I always shave my beard after having sex ... so I can remind my wife for how long we've not been doing it."
"Why can't midgets be accountants? Because they always come up short."
"What was the vegan craving when he got bit by a zombie? GRRRRRAAAAAIIIINNNNNSSSS"
"M: HEY, DID YOU REMEMBER CONDOMS? H: FFS, use your inside voice M: *whispers* did you remember condoms? H: can this wait til after mass?"
"Don't you just hate murderers & people who pronounce ""either"" differently than you do?"
"The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher."