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Joke of the Day

"Pretty soon the only place you will be able to buy a Confederate flag will be the black market. Oh the irony."

"Trump is the perfect candidate for American guys who secretly believe they could come out of the stands and score a touchdown"

"To the woman that told her husband to ""bite my ballsack"" at the store today,I golf clapped because you won life."

"If you have 99 problems... ...you're a math textbook."

"Which England player keeps up the fuel supply? Paul gas coin!"

"Why did the pervert cross the road? He couldn't get his dick out of the chicken!"

"""The world is full of nice people. If you can't find one, be one!"""

"I saw a BMW driving safely and being respectful of other drivers today. That was the joke."

"Holy Communion: PRIEST:""This is the body of Christ. Take it "" ME:""Uum,can I instagram it first?"" *We laughed & then I was excommunicated*"

"How many people does it take for Prince Andrew to be accused of gang rape? One. And one's friends."