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Joke of the Day

"Why did the Cell Tower Cafe get bad reviews? Because the service was horrible."

"How can you tell a dog from an elephant? The elephant remembers."

"Nice try, private caller. I don't answer the phone if I know you either."

"People that say ""we're not even white, we're pink"" obviously haven't seen the parts of me that have never been in sunlight."

"Why did the ghost cross the road? To come back from the other side."

"I was in bed with my two girlfriends this morning.. How do you start a rave in Africa? Pencil. Am i doing this right? ( sorry for bad English I'm from Wales)"

"hilarious joke my penis size"

"What is the difference between erotic and kinky? Erotic is using a feather....kinky is using the whole chicken."

"Her: 911, what's your emerge- Me: SOMEONE'S WEARING CROCS! Her: Sir, that's not an em- Me: WITH A FANNY PACK! Her: I'll send an officer."

"Me: I made you a playlist... Her: OMG! THAT'S SO ROMANTIC! Me: It only has songs about food."