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Joke of the Day
"Why did the ghost cross the road? To come back from the other side."
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"What do vegetarian zombies eat? Graaaaaaiiiins......"
"Bond. Bail Bond."
"Hell hath no fury like a woman slightly inconvenienced."
"Did you hear about the double reed players having sex? They made one hell of a [rackett](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rackett)."
"Have you heard the one about the pushover fashion designer? He was easily suede."
"What does it take to finish a race? More than a Holocaust"
"""Your honor, I call Shakira's hips to the stand"" *looks at the defense* ""You guys are so fucked"""
"If I were president my approval rating would be bananas, because as president I would change all rating systems to types of fruit."
"I'm gonna insert ""comedian"" in my bio and have my picture taken on a stage with a microphone in my hand so no one will follow me back."