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Joke of the Day
"Me: I made you a playlist... Her: OMG! THAT'S SO ROMANTIC! Me: It only has songs about food."
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"My father is invisible... a trans-parent"
"Why is Def leppard the best band to listen to while driving? Because you only need one arm to drum along.."
",,,,,, Find me a rainbow. I never understand lyrics anyway."
"They're dying the Chicago River blue in honor of the Cubs win... It's the first time it will be blue since the French got there."
"How many tutors does it take to make a wild dog literate? It takes two to make a dingo write."
"*pets your eyebrows* there, there caterpillar; everything will be ok"
"What do you call a relaxed redneck? A chillbilly."
"What do ducks smoke? Quack."
"I hate when girls have ""taken"" in their bio like that movie wasn't even that good"