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"If the police police police police, who polices the police police? Police police police police police police."
"Straight people... are fucking pussies."
"My grandmother hates it when I make spelling errors One might say she's a grandma nazi."
"I want a pet otter just so I can introduce it as my otter half."
"How do you titillate an Ocelot? Ocillate it's tit a lot"
"Strong Winds by Gail Force"
"What's grey and comes in buckets? An elephant!"
"[My band playing on stage] New GF's friend: Which one is the boy you've been seeing? New GF: *sees me playing accordion* He died"
"Just ran over chumbawamba with my car at 80mph Lying Bastards!"