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"I'm thinking about murdering Lorde When the cops ask what I was doing that night, I'll just say I was out shooting Heroine."
"Call me old fashioned, but I'm dying of smallpox."
"what do you call a whale that mates constantly? your girlfreind"
"What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day ? After a week he was spotless !"
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"Drive me up the wall, so I know you're 4 wheel"
"Self-defecating humor..... ...are just shitty jokes about yourself."
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"Why did the cook go to jail? For beating the eggs and whipping the cream!"