139841
Joke of the Day
"Nice try, private caller. I don't answer the phone if I know you either."
Next Joke
"*sees old person* why don't u just die already *sees young person* u think u know shit... but u don't *sees middle-aged person* fuck u, pal"
"What do you call John Cena in camouflage? Redundant"
"Considering you can be anything you want on the internet, it's amazing how many choose to be stupid."
"What do you do when your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down and maybe use some lube"
"A grown man smelling like baby powder stood next to me today. My maternal instincts have never been so confused."
"What vegetable has the most sexual self-control? The cuecummer!"
"I'm running a 3K to raise awareness for the Klan!"
"What do you call a ghost in the Outback? An Apparigine!"
"Did you hear about the girl that failed her sex ed class? She got the D"