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Joke of the Day

"Why is a bulimic's favorite restaurant KFC? Cause it comes with a bucket."

"I'm a really green person, but only because I hate the oceans."

"Don't forget to cut me off so you can be the first person to the red light."

"I have a stalker now and it's super creepy. She shows up wherever I go... her house, her job, the women's restroom. I don't know what to do."

"What is the most well educated type of nut? Macademia."

"70% of all university students identify themselves as procrastinators. .. The other 30% haven't gotten round to it yet."

"I'm glad I haven't seen any German sausage jokes.. they are just the wurst!"

"Farmer Jones bought a herd of pigs from a Roman farmer who moved into the next valley and boy is he sorry. The hogs won't come to the feed trough unless he calls them in Pig Latin."

"How do you make 7 even? By removing the S"

"This waitress at Olive Garden has been grating cheese onto my plate for 13 hours now."