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Joke of the Day

"People that say ""we're not even white, we're pink"" obviously haven't seen the parts of me that have never been in sunlight."

"Q: What do you call a lawyer who has gone bad? A: Senator."

"Why was the Ancient Egyptian boy confused? His daddy was a mummy"

"With soaring gas prices and my abnormally sized feet, I am thinking that I will be Yabba-dabba-dooing it to work this week!"

"It must be hard to send Barack Obama a Thank You card without sounding sarcastic."

"Life is like a box of chocolates It sucks if you have diabetes"

"Why is the Canadian school system broken because they only give out ehs"

"what do you get when one rapper eats another? FOOD CHAINZZZ!!"

"What's the difference between... What's the difference between dubstep and a fish on the floor? Nothing as long as you drop the bass."

"My sex life lately has been like very fine jewelry 100% handmade"