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Joke of the Day
"How can you tell a dog from an elephant? The elephant remembers."
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"Hubby has an alarm app where you can record your own sounds or music to wake up to. I just changed his to ""THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE!!!"""
"What is Bear Grylls' favourite vegetable? Leek."
"What is large and grey and shoots tourists in Africa? An elefanatic, of course."
"mom did you say we had four bouillon cubes or four billion cubes"
"What is Putin's favorite Justin Timberlake song? Cremia River"
"If the Wu-Tang Clan started a cross-country shipping company, would you use them? Nah. Wu-Tang Clan ain't nuthing ta truck wit."
"My friend told me Alan Rickman had passed away. I said ""You're joking?"".... ...She replied ""Nope. Dead Sirius."""
"Kim Jong Un is 30, runs a dictatorship, executes ex-girlfriends, and openly threatens to annihilate the US. What am I doing with MY life?"
"Why did the man get sent to jail? Black male"