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Joke of the Day

"When a woman is in labor... When a woman is in labor and the pain is so unbearable, it is the closest she comes to understanding what it is like to be a man with the common cold. :}"

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"isnt it odd how people kill flys just because they're annoying if people killed people for being annoying i would've died like 15 years ago"
"I get to my doctor appointments 45 minutes late so I can get there on time."
"Sorry; I didn't get your message because I deleted it without listening."
"Karen: Have you noticed that Daddy is getting taller ? Sharon: No why ? Karen: His head is sticking through his hair."
"What do you call a lesbian who also doesn't eat meat? A vagetarian."
"What's the difference between hard and light? I can go to sleep with a light on."
"How quick she mentions her husband/fiance/boyfriend is directly related to how creeped out she is by you."
"how do you help gay psychopaths? With a straight jacket ."
"Girl are you a tube of Pillsbury cinnamon rolls because I want to bang you on the counter"