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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a lesbian who also doesn't eat meat? A vagetarian."
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"You're missing the point and possibly a chromosome..."
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"If I ask my mom to take a picture for me with my phone there is a 99% chance it will be a video of me yelling ""IT'S THE BUTTON ON FRONT!"
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"What does a Christian terrorist say before blowing up? JESUS HALLELUJAH"
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