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Joke of the Day

"How quick she mentions her husband/fiance/boyfriend is directly related to how creeped out she is by you."

"How did the rice crispy propose to the cornflake? It Snapped, Crackled and Popped the question."

"What did batman tell robin before they got in the car? Get in the car."

"I told my cat all about Chairman Mao this morning Now she won't shut up about him!"

"What do you call a pony with a sore throat? A hoarse horse!"

"Why am I subscribed to r/History I just realized there never anything new there"

"What is Vladimir Putin's favourite subject? Computin science"

"We should've known about the failure of communism In retrospect, there were a lot of red flags..."

"What do you use to buy drinks? Bar tender"

"Roses are red, violets are blue... I have a gun Get in the van"