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Joke of the Day
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"Why are Plumbers always so tired? Because their job is draining."
"What do you call a foreigner who is obsessed with Chinese culture? A zhuologist"
"""I'm too old for this lit."" - Danny Glover in a freshmen English class"
"Is Jon Stewart the Last Airbender? Because just when the world needed him most, he vanished."
"""I propose a toast"" ""I propose a bagel."" ""Ya bagel, much better."""
"I'd tell you the joke about the pirate But I don't think its arrrrrrpropriate."
"Did u hear about the new plane that's going to be 2000 ft long? it's going to be the longest flight ever"
"A woman astronaut.. A woman astronaut calls her base: -Houston we have a problem. -What is it? -Nothing..."
"Wanna race? Ok, I got white"