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Joke of the Day
"What should you do if your car's engine is running slow? Get it to do some CARdio"
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"I would like to be a zombie because when someone asked me if I had a boyfriend I could just eat them."
"Have a baby hold your cigarette for a minute and everybody loses their shit!"
"You know what a vegetarian will never get? A Spam."
"Why was the Trebuchet so rude? It was an offensive siege weapon!"
"Do you know what is laziness? Laziness is the art of taking rest before getting tired. lol"
"Obi-wan: These aren't the droids Stormtrooper: They look like them Obi: So all droids look the same to you? Trooper: No, I- Obi: Racist"
"Scientists just discovered a contraceptive better than a condom It's called your face"
"Tomorrow I am going to open the time capsule I buried as a kid. I can't wait to see how big my puppy got"
"What does the Russian President enjoy having on his fries? Putine..."