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Joke of the Day
"Do you know what is laziness? Laziness is the art of taking rest before getting tired. lol"
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"An Iraqi officer calls all Saddam's doubles and says: I have good and bad news. Good news is that Saddam is alive. Bad news is that he lost an arm."
"What do the weather man and every other man have in common? They say it's going to be 10 inches, then end up only being 4 to 6."
"My new years resolution is to have more sex! I Haven't told my cellmate yet though"
"I'm broke but not ""vacuums the air filter* instead of replacing it"" broke. *more than twice."
"Just got a holiday card from a doctor addressed to the dead guy who used to live here. Sending back a card that says ""You suck at your job."""
"My sex life is like a Ferrari I don't have one :("
"I asked a pregnant woman if she would have sex with me. She said ""no, I don't do threesomes""."
"Who's the biggest slut ever? Mrs. Pacman--for 25 cents that bitch swallowed balls till she died."
"Listening to my husband's gorilla snoring and contemplating if I could record it and sell to the FBI as an alternative to waterboarding."