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Joke of the Day
"You know what a vegetarian will never get? A Spam."
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"Saturday night, time to get crazy! *shuffles Uno cards*"
"""You go girl!! Your dance moves are on point! Why not get up on stage for some karaoke too! You're an amazing singer!"" - Vodka"
"If your friends don't make fun of you, they're not really your friends."
"My dad just told me I should ""stop wasting my life and do something meaningful"" Dad jokes, am I right?"
"Why is it so hard to keep track of counting in Afghanistan? Because of the Taliban (say it out loud)"
"Jared Fogel is teaching a music class in prison Today's lesson is fingering A minor"
"I just read a long article about Japanese sword fighters. If you want, I can samurais it for you."
"My history teacher is a communist, so I made lots of references to the Soviet Union in my essay. I got full marx."
"What do you call fake German currency? Question marks"