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"My FYI's are becoming TMI's."
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"Why was Germany in debt after WWII? The gas bill was too high."
"Cop- Do you have any drugs in the vehicle? -No, go fish."
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"What kind of stretches does a pencil do? Ticondeyoga"
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"Found in the comments to the picture of a nice looking girl He: ""Could you please send me one of your pubes for me to clone?"" She: ""You know how to clone people?"" He: ""People?! God no! Just pubes."""
"Donald Trump Does this count as putting the punchline in the title?"