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Joke of the Day

"What does the Russian President enjoy having on his fries? Putine..."

"I was going to buy a hairpiece... ... But it was too much toupee."

"What do you call a Mexican fighting a Priest? (slightly offensive) Alien vs. Predator"

"What jumps up and down in front of a car ? Froglights !"

"What kind of overalls does Mario wear? Denim, denim, denim."

"I must have a great body... Everyone keeps saying ""What an ass"" as soon as I walk away."

"Based on how I startle when toast pops up, I will never look cool walking away from an explosion."

"Please, baseball fans. Enthrall me with complex details about a game where someone hits the ball with a stick and runs around in a circle."

"I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite... He said NaBrO."

"Why would you never starve to death in a desert? Because you'd probably die of dehydration first. While a human can only go about a week without water, it can go up to three weeks without food."