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Joke of the Day

"I now have an EpiPen My friend gave it to me when he was dying. It seemed really important that I have it, I will cherish forever."

"What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I wouldn't pay $300 to have a garbanzo bean in my mouth"

"How do you know when a hiptser is a good secret agent? You've never heard of him."

"Somebody told me that today literally adds up But that's silly, 8+8 =/= 2016"

"From a very early age, I used to feel like a guy trapped in a woman's body... ...then I was born."

"What's one of the worst things you can come across when surfing the web? Your keyboard"

"Where do Doggos go when they lose their tail? THE RETAIL STORE!"

"What programming language was used to create piratebay? R."

"My friends cat just ran across his banjo and was immediately sued by Mumford and Sons."

"A dyslexic man... Walks into a bra"