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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a midget psychic that escapes from prison? A small medium at large"

"The seven dwarves were sitting in a sauna feeling happy so happy got up and left"

"I was watching tv with my mom & she was amazed a blind guy didn't care his son was missing & I was like outta sight outta mind am I right"

"The older you get the less people you can actually tolerate. I can tolerate about 5 people right now, 3 are my children and even that's iffy"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! A Fred ! A Fred who ? Who's a Fred of the Big Bad Wolf ?"

"Why do only 99.9% of dentists recommend Listerine? Because the other .1% is too busy out hunting lions"

"Why was the motorcycle going so slow? Because it was two tired!"

"How do you know if Buzzfeed article is stolen? You get the feeling that you've Reddit before."

"My old best friend ran off years ago to pursue his dream of becoming a mime... I haven't heard from him since."

"What do vegetarian maggots eat? Linda Mccartney..."