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Joke of the Day
"I burnt a lot of calories today... I set a fat kid on fire."
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"I hate being ""backwards guy"" when moving funiture. I could get hurt."
"The Vatican got a huge internet bill this month... Apparently it's because of all the PDF files."
"They say there is safety in numbers... Tell that to 6 million jews"
"So, I broke up with my Japanese girlfriend recently. I had to drop the bomb twice before she got the message."
"*clicks on article abt miley cyruses tongue bein so white* this is the shit. the good shit which i crave in a infinite universe of mystery"
"There's a button on this hotel phone that says, ""Pizza"". I may never leave."
"She pays in all ones because her father taught to always ask for small bills. Her father was a bank robber."
"My girlfriend asked me to stop playing mind games. I looked confused and asked, ""Who are you again?"""
"Why do girls never travel in odd numbers? Because they can't even."