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Joke of the Day

"Why do cow wear bells? Why do cow wear bells .......???? Because their don't work :D :P"

"What do you call a fly with no wings a walk"

"Which Nazi leader likes the Bulls the most? Joseph gobulls!"

"I'm no genius but I'm pretty sure Mexicans with anxiety have Hispanic attacks."

"Doctor: ""Do you suffer from premature ejaculation?"" Patient: ""No. I enjoy it."""

"Self Respect is... Washing your hands before you take a piss. ...or rather, leave one."

"Why do black people get hit by cars more during winter time? Because they're easier to spot"

"I'm a true sportsman... I have a tennis elbow, A golfer's shoulder, And athlete's feet."

"a guy got an Interview for a job with EA Boss: the second part of your resume is missing Applicant: for the second part you have to pay 20$ Boss: welcome on board"

"Why couldn't the choir director figure out whether Alison Brie was alto soprano? Everytime he tried, he was told that she was young and that they tried not to sectionalise her."