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Joke of the Day

"Are we Thor yet? Are we Thor yet? Are we Thor yet? Are we Thor yet? - How to annoy an Avenger when you're on a road trip."

"(Kinda offensive joke) How do you get a black man to stop raping you? Call him daddy in the middle of it"

"Strange that the Bible has no bibliography."

"Why don't Game of Thrones characters tweet with Twitter? They were ravin' with Raven."

"What tool turns a 20mm hole into a 100mm hole? A pedophile."

"I got really drunk on St. Patty's Day last year and took the bus home. That may not seem like a big deal to you, but I'd never driven a bus before"

"*walks into a five guys* Did the five guys ever kiss"

"I just said ""Who's a little biscuit!"" to a puppy tied to a signpost outside a cafe & a homeless guy a few feet away said ""I am."""

"I'm gonna be honest, I don't even know where girls pee from"

"While Facebook was down I walked up to coworkers & just said 'unfriend' or 'like' & walked away then poked 17 people before I got arrested."