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Joke of the Day
"Several people dancing around a pen... What is the movie name? Independence Day"
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"""No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying."""
"Joke of the Day 6/11/14 A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, ""Sorry, we don't serve food in here."""
"[showing colleague a pic on phone] ""NO! Don't scroll left!"" My face falls as he sees my erotic photo collection of donuts on plates."
"My buddy's phone autocorrected ""wife"" to ""wide"" and now he's living in my garage."
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"Whenever you feel sad, just remember that somewhere in this world There is an idiot pulling a door that says ""Push"""