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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't they let Voldermort play quidditch? ...because he'd always just Slytherin the grass."
Next Joke
"What did Justin Verlander finish on Friday? Kate's back."
"What's worse than finding a hole in your condom? Finding a condom in your hole!"
"My friends call me The Archeologist Because I date old, dusty pieces of junk"
"If your dad wrote the Bible, who would he have building the ark? Not sure who he would have, but I Noah guy."
"What did Pongo say to Goofy at the Annual Disney Dog Conference? I've got 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one."
"What's the difference between a Porsche and a porcupine? The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine."
"2 pedophiles are sitting on a park bench when an 11 year old boy walks by... One pedo leans over to the other and says ""boy he must've looked good back in the day"""
"slipping acid into your moms food because she needs to chill out and have a good trip"
"Why did the North Korean defect to South Korea? He did some seoul searching."