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Joke of the Day

"I saw a fat guy with a ""M.O.B."" tattoo on his arm. I asked ""money over b*tches?"" He said ""No, McDonalds over Burger King."

"I just think it's sad that we've seen eachother naked and we don't talk every day."

"There is 10 types of people in this world... Those who understand binary, and those who don't"

"My doctor told me if I was 5"" taller I'd be at the ideal weight, so I'm going to try and give that a shot."

"A quick Mel Gibson joke. If Mel Gibson directed a popular 90's show starring Paul Reiser and Helen Hunt: ""Mad about Jew"""

"What's the difference between a tuna, a piano and a gluestick? You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna."

"Why did the tricycle stop working? Because it was two tired..."

"Upon what does a jungle cat write a letter? A cheetah paper."

"My cat thinks any questions I ask him are rhetorical."

"if i were a cab driver, i'd scream ""ROAD TRIP"" every time i got a passenger"