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Joke of the Day

"I saw a fat guy with a ""M.O.B."" tattoo on his arm. I asked ""money over b*tches?"" He said ""No, McDonalds over Burger King."

"GOP threatens to shutdown government unless Obama changes color of skin."

"What do you call an anorexic girl that has a yeast infection? A quarter-pounder with cheese."

"I don't feel strongly enough about anything to take the time to join a protest. Unless, maybe, there was some big threat against pizza."

"Why are hot peppers so nosey? cause they're jalapeno business"

"Steve Buscemi is the only reported case of the saying ""If you keep making that face, it's going to get stuck that way"" being true."

"New years- the only day where its socially acceptable to drink this early"

"""Hey, let's get the guys that built the Obamacare website to update our app!"" - Twitter"

"What do a baby and an Etch A Sketch have in common? If you don't like it, you just shake it and start over."

"I think r/jokes may be glitched Top of all time and new both show the same jokes"