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Joke of the Day
"If the world was a giant sweater, where would all the black people live In the hood"
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"I'm going to start making my own baby food... What's the best cut of baby?"
"Man who go to bed with itchy bum Wake up with smelly finger. Is fact."
"When a man hates takoyaki Does it mean it is takoyucky?"
"What's the difference between a pick pocket and a peeping tom. A pick pocket snatches watches."
"CUSTOMER: Can you make a pig shake? WAITER: Tell him the wolf is coming."
"Review about the movie ""Ip Man"" (1/5) Disappointing. Totally not about networking or computer. Just some random Chinese guy hitting people."
"How do you get down from a horse? You don't. You get down from a duck."
"Girl you got the brains of a seal. Wanna get smashed at the club?"
"Why do they call the day after Thanksgiving ""Black Friday""? Because everything is a steal."