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Joke of the Day

"If the world was a giant sweater, where would all the black people live In the hood"

"What did the pony say when he had a sore throat? Pardon me, I'm just a little hoarse."

"What's the difference between a pick pocket and a peeping tom. A pick pocket snatches watches."

"Apparently ""You should Google it"" isn't the best response when she asks how much do you love me? Sigh, women are so demanding.."

"A guy is at the doctors... The doctor tells him ""we're gonna need a stool sample, urine sample and a semen sample."" The guy says ""Doc, I'm kinda in a hurry, can't you just take my underwear?"""

"What's a somali's favorite sport? Cross-country"

"What's worse than locking your keys in you car outside an abortion clinic? Having to go inside and ask for a coathanger"

"*pretends to throw ball* *dog runs to chase it* Ha, stupid dog. *dog keeps running, disappears over horizon* Um *dog tackles me from behind*"

"Q: Why was the blood donation unsuccessful? A: Because it was all in vein."

"The NFL was considering issuing small bats to referees to ""knock"" the balls to check for proper inflation during the Super Bowl... but then they realized that was queer."