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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a pick pocket and a peeping tom. A pick pocket snatches watches."

"In this sentence, their are exactly three errorrs."

"I can't love you. I'm still in love with a girl I saw in a toothpaste ad 15 yrs ago. She winced when she ate ice cream, I can't abandon her."

"I've given up sexual innuendo for Lent... so far it's been pretty hard."

"Nothing more awkward than singing happy birthday to a person whose name you don't know."

"I was watching the London Marathon and saw one runner dressed as a chicken and another runner dressed as an egg. I thought: 'This could be interesting'."

"Genetically modified fruit never ceases to amaze me. Check out this unnaturally large melon. Ah, it's not a melon. It's a grape."

"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was getting me to date her."

"What do toys and boobs have in common? They were both originally made for kids, but dad ends up playing with them!"

"I thought I saw your name on a loaf of bread yesterday.. Then I realised it said ""thick cut""!"