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Joke of the Day
"How do you get down from a horse? You don't. You get down from a duck."
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"Depressed? Just imagine Ozzy Osbourne struggling to pour a giant jar of change into a Coinstar."
"It's taken me ages... ...but I've finally finished reading Stephen Hawking's book. It's about time."
"Why does the letter A look like a flower? Because Bs like flowers."
"I scream. You scream. The police come. It's awkward."
"Much like the giant panda and the snow leopard, the 20-something white girl without a wrist tattoo is now an endangered species."
"What's it called when you hit somebody with sodium chloride? Assalt"
"My sex life is like a Ferrari I don't have one :("
"Black joke Santa clause, a child, and an innocent black man jump out of a plane. Who lands first? The child there's no such thing as Santa or an innocent black man"
"I spend half of my time thinking about fractions Well, not exactly half...."