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Joke of the Day

"Review about the movie ""Ip Man"" (1/5) Disappointing. Totally not about networking or computer. Just some random Chinese guy hitting people."

"No, I'm not telling my wife the reason we need a new blender is because I didn't remove the pit from the avocado, that's between us."

"Why was the maths book sad? It had too many problems."

"Oh yeah I was in a gang in high school! Well not like a real gang, it was more of a Trigonometry Club. But we still flashed sines."

"An Asian girl walks up to me in a bar. She says ***""Sex sex sex, free sex tonight!""*** Apparently she was giving me her number."

"What does a bad salesman and a toilet have in common? They are both full of crap."

"What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner? Thank you I'll just have a slither."

"I think it's really strange how some people talk to their animals, give them personalities and make up voices for them. My dog, Steve, agrees with me."

"Loaf me, loaf me, say that you knead me."

"If he buys your drink, but you're really not interested? Smile at him, thank him and then stick the olive up your nose."