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Joke of the Day
"I'm going to start making my own baby food... What's the best cut of baby?"
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"Did you hear the joke #4126?"
"Yet another yo mama joke Yo mama so fat that when she hauls ass it takes her 2 trips."
"Remember that you are unique Just like everyone else."
"When someone asks me, ""Is this seat saved?"" I like to say ""No, but we're still praying for it"" and I laugh because chairs are like, dead."
"I don't trust insomniac philosophers... They're up to know good."
"[shopping] [wife being a real pain] Me: *hands her the broom we just bought* You want me to carry this? Or do you want to drive it home?"
"""You wanna play the rape game?"" ""-No!"" ""-That's the spirit."""
"Don't judge men by their wealth or appearance, judge them by their characters. All 140 of them."
"What's the loudest economic system? CAPITALISM"