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Joke of the Day

"Why do they call the day after Thanksgiving ""Black Friday""? Because everything is a steal."

"I wonder if girls got mad on dates in the 1700?s because guys kept checking their treasure maps."

"Somalis at the Olympics... The Somalian Olympic Committee issued an official apology earlier in the week, after realising that sailing and shooting are separate events."

"Said ""large"" today at Starbucks, and everyone starting chanting ""Venti, Venti, Venti!"" and a mass suicide occurred."

"Jokerino Why did the tire pop? Because it retired."

"What kind of fish is made of two sodium atoms? 2 Na"

"Divorce is tough on some kids. Mine were just happy to be single again."

"What does a catholic eat at the movies? Pope-Corn"

"In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word ""blobjob"". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for..."

"I think it's cool that our galaxy is named after a chocolate bar."