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Joke of the Day

"Man who go to bed with itchy bum Wake up with smelly finger. Is fact."

"What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food ? Snakes and Larders !sna"

"Kinder No matter how kind you are, German children are kinder."

"What's the difference between a whore and a prostitute? Capitalism."

"What is the only inedible part of a vegetable? The wheelchair"

"Sexist Joke: What does Big Foot, the tooth fairy, and a book full of female inventors have in common? None of them are real."

"How do you find Will Smith when he's lost in the snow? You look for the fresh prints."

"I'm guessing I'm not married because I'd take a bullet for a grilled cheese before I'd take one for a girl."

"I tried eharmony. They kept matching me up with women who look like me in a wig. I'd be too intimidated to date someone that attractive."

"Why did the iguana get a prescription for viagra? For his reptile dysfunction."