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Joke of the Day

"What does KFC and a woman have in common? Once you're done with the breasts and the thighs there's still a greasy box to put your bone in."

"Why did the cowboy adopt a wiener dog? He was told to get a long little doggy..."

"Scientist: we've finally taught a dog Morse Code Dog: [taps paw] Me: what did it say? Scientist: ""woof"""

"I was at a restaurant and my waitress had a black eye so I ordered reallllyy slow, because she obviously doesn't listen."

"Hear about the lazy baker who wanted a pay increase? He rarely kneeded the dough."

"Babies are like Polaroid pictures. They develop quicker when you shake them."

"Husband's early morning farts sound like they end with a question mark. The answer is ""No."""

"Me: Oh yeah, baby. Tie me up and put a blindfold on me...Grrrr. Him: Erm...I'm only here to rob the bank...and I have a boyfriend."

"How to fall down the stairs Step 1 Step 2 Step 5 Step 9 Step 12 Floor."

"an attractive man on the internet called me pretty, so I sent him my finger nails in the mail. i'm so nervous lol what if he doesn't reply??"