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Joke of the Day
"I tried water polo but... My horse drowned."
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"I would never let my kids watch the orchestra Way too much sax and violins."
"If I could be any arithmetic operation, I'd be subtraction. I just want to make a difference."
"My favorite Christmas joke: Why do Mexicans have tamale making parties on Christmas Eve? So the kids have something to unwrap on Christmas morning."
"What's faster than a speeding bullet? [Religion] A Jew with a coupon."
"What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage? ""Let's knot."""
"Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they're really good at it."
"What kind of wine do bears drink? Maulbec"
"A guy did squats at a talent show... He called it a stand up routine."
"What's the difference between the Leafs and a Pornstar? They both get fucked. They both get paid. But only one of them really enjoys it."