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Joke of the Day

"I would never let my kids watch the orchestra Way too much sax and violins."

"Boss: Are you high? Me: If I was high could I do this? *teleports two inches to the right*"

"What did the wind turbine say to Al Gore? I'm a big fan."

"If a murderer wanted to lure me out of my room all he'd have to do is turn off my wifi cause sure as shit i'm gonna see why it aint working"

"Hey everyone, Gay jokes aren't funny Cum on guys"

"How many eggs did Kelly Clarkson eat for Easter? All of them. (It's timely if not funny, right?)"

"Why does Arnold Schwarzenegger kill all the bugs at his ex girlfriend's house? He's her ex-terminator"

"Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!"

"There's a great deal of tainted money in the world... It taint yours and it taint mine!"

"What's the difference between an elevator and a redditor? An elevator has a GF"