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Joke of the Day

"My favorite Christmas joke: Why do Mexicans have tamale making parties on Christmas Eve? So the kids have something to unwrap on Christmas morning."

"Why are high school girls only 13, 15, or 17? Because OMG, they like LITERALLY can't even."

"Told my dog I was feeding him only natural, holistic food. Not sure he could hear me over slurping of water from toilet."

"I just saw a documentary about how ships are held together. Riveting."

"15 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope, and Steve Jobs. Now we have no Cash, no Hope, and no Jobs. Don't die Kevin Bacon!!"

"Who was the world's first carpenter? Eve, because she made Adam's banana stand."

"Why do French tanks have rear view mirrors? So they can see the battle!"

"Trump won because The Office went off the air in 2013, depriving liberals of their connection to Scranton."

"how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the back, 2 in the front, ad six million in the ashtray."

"I learned what 'bukake' was last week... ...and boy, was my face white!"