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Joke of the Day
"What's faster than a speeding bullet? [Religion] A Jew with a coupon."
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"The one good thing about having a kid with Zika virus... even if he achieves major success in life, he'll never get a big head."
"What did the impatient waiter ask the gluttonous aardvark? Is that your final ant sir!"
"Friend celebrated her birthday today by falling off an elephant in Thailand, if you thought I'm the weird one in my circle."
"Do you want to hear a joke about potassium? K."
"Harry: Want to see a magic trick? Voldemort: Let's see what you got Potter. Harry: Got your nose! Voldemort: You know I hate that game."
"My wife likes too talk after sex So she calls me from the hotel room."
"How many blondes does it take to fix a lightbulb? A lot, because they're fucking stupid."
"What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney? You're too young to be smoking!"
"I made a list of my favorite asses... It's a big ass list."