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Joke of the Day
"A guy did squats at a talent show... He called it a stand up routine."
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"What is another difference between a circus and a whorehouse? My husband doesn't go to the circus"
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"I paid $5.99 for The Interview. I now want North Korea to kill me."
"What did one Fart say to the other? Just so you know, your's is not the only asshole around"
"I have an earning disability."
"I always keep a picture of my wife and children in my wallet. It reminds me why there's no money in there."
"I wasn't going to get a brain transplant... But then I changed my mind"
"Nobody heard those terrorist attacks coming... Never forget the tragic events of mime-eleven"
"Roses are red... Our flag is too Raise your hand to the sky And gas all the jews"