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Joke of the Day

"A guy did squats at a talent show... He called it a stand up routine."

"I really don't understand why people consider alcohol to be a problem. Chemically speaking, it's a solution."

"""Alright kids, I just got off the phone. Now, raise your hands if your parents are still alive!"" ""Not so fast, Billy."""

"Why couldn't the bike stand up? It was too tired."

"Why can't pedophiles eat butter? It will raise their molesterol."

"Are you even really committed to going green if you don't use both sides of the toilet paper?"

"What's better than breaking the seal on a bottle? breaking the seal on a rock."

"What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino!"

"The human soul weighs 1.2lbs... I know because I've weighed myself before and after I walk into work."

"What do you think of wearing a straight jacket? I think I could pull it off"