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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear that archaeologists discovered an unusual ancient Egyptian tomb recently? The body was preserved with chocolate and nuts. Experts believe it to be the tomb of Pharaoh Roche!"

"How do Ethiopians celebrate their kids first birthday? By putting flowers on the grave."

"Knock Knock ""Who's there?"" ""Dunno, but i do know its not Michael Brown"""

"When you whistle at a bird, it's as offensive to them as saying ""ching chong ding dong"" to a Chinese person."

"I often cry after sex. But in my defence, I use a pretty big onion."

"""Grandma, may i play with your tits?"" ""Sure, honey! Just don't run away too far!"""

"Coke Zero Pepsi One Well played Pepsi."

"Have you heard of the restaurant on the moon? great food, no atmosphere"

"I asked out a statistician on a date. She failed to reject me."

"How do you call it when a blond girl dyes her hair brunette? Artificial Intelligence."