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Joke of the Day
"How do you call it when a blond girl dyes her hair brunette? Artificial Intelligence."
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"Why are bears so hairy ? They don't have salons in the jungle !"
"Did you hear about the vegan what converted their car to run run on herbs? They wanted to thyme travel!"
"You only miss something when you notices something is gone... Only now I realise how many words requires the letter W because my keyboard can't type 'W'."
"My blonde gf thinks... My blonde gf thinks that USB is a back up plan just in case USA fails."
"what do you say about a high mountain? its pretty stoned"
"What is the name of Bruce Lee's crippled brother? Broccoli"
"I Tweet and drive because the tragedy of me forgetting a Tweet is far greater than me being injuried"